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smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

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hotelmanosuke:

“cool story babe, make me a sandwich” is actually an ancient mayan prophecy that, when translated, reads “i am going to be single for the rest of my pathetic life”

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Hey remember when I attempted to run a really quality blog and all my post were thought-out original posts?

No you don’t because nobody followed me back then.

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guyisart:

stoicsilence:

to all you people who think drawing fanart is fine

you know who else drew fanart

hitler

think about that the next time you draw fanart

truth