patrickcassels: There is quite literally only one of two ways this scene ends: (a) a gorilla dies in a suicide-mission helicopter crash or (b) a gorilla successfully flies a helicopter. It’s what movieologists call a “win-win.” tonybock: The 5 Stages of Rise of the Planet of the Apes 1. There’s no way I’m going to see a new Planet of the Apes reboot… Jeez… 2. UGH: Friggin’ James Franco stars!? What are these Hollywood morons thinking? 3. …did that gorilla just jump off the Golden Gate bridge into a helicopter??? 4. Okay, Rise of the Planet of the Apes marketing team - I fold! You win. You win! 5. (munching popcorn) THAT GORILLA JUST JUMPED OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE INTO A HELICOPTER! YES!!! AWESOME!!!!!! Rise of the Planet of the Apes kicks ass!  If this movie isn’t awesome I will punch an ape in the face.  

patrickcassels:

There is quite literally only one of two ways this scene ends: (a) a gorilla dies in a suicide-mission helicopter crash or (b) a gorilla successfully flies a helicopter. It’s what movieologists call a “win-win.”

tonybock:

The 5 Stages of Rise of the Planet of the Apes

1. There’s no way I’m going to see a new Planet of the Apes reboot… Jeez…

2. UGH: Friggin’ James Franco stars!? What are these Hollywood morons thinking?

3. …did that gorilla just jump off the Golden Gate bridge into a helicopter???

4. Okay, Rise of the Planet of the Apes marketing team - I fold! You win. You win!

5. (munching popcorn) THAT GORILLA JUST JUMPED OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE INTO A HELICOPTER! YES!!! AWESOME!!!!!! Rise of the Planet of the Apes kicks ass!

 If this movie isn’t awesome I will punch an ape in the face.  

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    If this movie isn’t awesome I will punch an ape in the face.
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    when i saw the 2001 revamp of planet of the apes, i cried. i just looked it up and saw it was directed by tim burton—-so...
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    I dunno - I have such low expectations for this movie it would have to be a chocolate dildo for me to be interested.
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    after seeing the panel at comic con, it actually looks kinda sweet. honestly. you gotta believe me.
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