Okay but actually I really need to take a shower now so I’m just going to do Thor/Loki and maybe I’ll do the others later

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Thor/Loki I feel that one is obvious Loki would not even be able to fit his body around Thor.


what is their favorite non-sexual activity

Imma be honest a large amount of Thorki fanfics are concubine AUs so the answer would be allowing Loki to walk around outside but in a more canon setting I guess getting up to all sorts of crazy warrior antics


who uses all the hot water in the morning

Thor.  You don’t get that magnificent mane by skimping on hot water.


what they order from take out

Boar.


what is the most trivial thing they fight over

Who has the most luscious locks.


who does most of the cleaning

I imagine that would be mostly servants, but I guess Loki because he would just magic up spills and such.


what has a season pass in their DVR

Dance moms.


who controls the netflix queue

I imagine this would be an epic battle all the time.  Thor would try to rent Caddyshack which would mess with Loki’s plans to watch the Last Samurai but then eventually they’d compromise and watch Bottleshock or something and cuddle


who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working

thor.  And by call the landlord I mean shout “servant!  the fireplace!”


who leaves their stuff around

Thor.  Loki is meticulously neat but Thor has taken the “threw it on the ground” philosophy to heart


who remembers to buy the milk

Loki.  He has to buy the milk because he has so many kittens to feed.


who remembers anniversaries

Loki.  But he purposefully doesn’t tell Thor about the anniversaries so when they come around he can make Thor feel really guilty and give him awesome anniversary/apology sex combined

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